Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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