You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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