covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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