Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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