Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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