I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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