problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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