"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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