oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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