? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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