He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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