I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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