Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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