The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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