hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
we should paint friendship bongs
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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