We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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