his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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