this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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