Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Randomize
