Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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