how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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