What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We were destined to go to rehab together
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Help me help you realize you are a moron
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
