well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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