He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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