In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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