saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
anything below 65Ā° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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