I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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