Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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