I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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