At least make sure they are 18
Why
i may or may not be watching the land before time
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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