ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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