Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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