But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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