New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My breath smells like gin and sadness
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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