He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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