between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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