That's when you crack a 10am beer
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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