you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i love accidental penises.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
You're earring is so big in my mouth
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
