Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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