Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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