just tell him i said nine months
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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