Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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im six kinds of drunk right now
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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