dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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