I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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