You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Less talking, more tequila
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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