We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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