your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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