I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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