I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Me. At least after what I've been through.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
