Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
