got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
