what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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