the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Randomize
