That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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