Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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