Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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