I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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