I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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